C️RUSADE OF THE KINK: A Transgender Tourney between Sir Cumfrence and Lady Longlance.

FEATURING:
Live Musical Quests by
BOY JR. IS writer producer singer guitarist etc etc etc is Ariel Allen-Lubman

What genre is Boy Jr.? Fans say:
10 bands in a trench coat / genrefluid / escape room lite / post-genre / hyperpoppostpunkindiesleaze / they-rock /the one with sounds / post-pop / futuristic 80s vibe music / somewhat nightmare dream pop / goblin / gay anarchy / music for people who regularly have to deal with fuckboys / queer pop / girl sr. /

The FMs: trans-punk synth princess maximilists who can’t take it anymore… no really Daddy it won’t stretch further without poppers

Hen in the Foxhouse is the symphonic indie pop project of Elena Sophia Krell, Honduran-American artist born in Germany and raised in Europe and Latin America. In 2014, they moved from Chicago, IL to the Hudson Valley, New York, for a tenure track teaching job in Women, Feminist, & Queer Studies program at Vassar College. They left in 2023 to work as a freelancer and focus more on composing. Elena writes music inspired by a wide variety of topics, including nature, social justice, astronomy, and the human experience.

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AND THERE WILL BE GAMES:

Unveil a medieval melee like no other: “Crusade of the Kink,” where the Renaissance fair gets wonderfully feral.

Step into the arena with us as we channel high camp, interactive games, and killer live music to shake the stone walls as we celebrate the season. We are no longer just peasants, we are the royalty reclaiming the round table.

This grand spectacle centers around a high-stakes transgender tourney between the formidable Sir Cumfrence and the fierce Lady Longlance. The kingdom welcomes those ready to shed their armor & step into something radiantly wild.

What awaits at the Tourney?

Dildo jousting: A legendary clash of epic proportions, testing your might and your aim.

Bobbing for ball gags: A cheeky twist on a tavern classic. Plunge into the depths and claim your prize.

Slutty sorcery: Spellbinding enchantments and magical mischief to bewitch the senses.

Tarot readings: Peer into the mystic veil and see what the fates have in store for your royal future.

DJ Dance Afterparty- DJ Caliban the Witch summons the spirits with dark beats, bewitching rhythms, and dancefloor enchantments- pulsing like a heartbeat returning to life, calling all creatures of the realm to rise & dance with one another like never before.

This is the ultimate spring crusade. The tavern is no longer just a bar... it is a battlefield of joy.

Be ready to play, compete, and cheer on your champion in the interactive games, with plenty of surprises along the way.

️Costume Ritual: Transform. Chainmail, leather, crowns, and camp. Knights, bards, wenches, and warlocks. Claim your armor. The Tourney calls. Come chivalrous. Come cheeky. Cum queer?

Unicorn Bar, Kingston, NY
Sat, April 25th
8:30 PM - 1AM
$10-20 Sliding Scale, 21+

CRUSADE OF THE KINK: Featuring BOY JR, The FM's, Hen in Foxhouse & TOURNEY GAMES

CRUSADE OF THE KINK: Featuring BOY JR, The FM's, Hen in Foxhouse & TOURNEY GAMES